this is why i do not drink

so once i started bar tending i pretty much stopped drinking. mainly because i work so i do not get a chance to drink.. well there are times when i do get a chance to go out and have a cocktail or 20....and those next morning are the mornings why i do no drink very often. in my old age i have gotten fragile ...and of course i want to buy people all kinds of shots because they have tipped me while i was working before. besides the fact that i do not remember how i got home, and i do not remember puking in bed.... and when my my boyfriend tells the story i am pretty sure he is exaggerating, he thinks it is so funny....needless to say i felt real good when i woke up this afternoon.. and still hours later i still feel real awesome... not to mention i heard all kinds of stories about what i did and what i said last night.... man.. i am that girl i usually make fun of...it will be a long long time before a cocktail sounds remotely good to me.