So this past week was pretty interesting let's say...some girl was in the bar .. I didn't pay much attention to her but I never saw her drink .. At one point in the night I saw her swaying around, but still didn't really pay attention to her. So the next thing I know she falls down . Hard. And stays own because she couldn't get up herself... Obviously I laughed... So her friends prop her up on a chair where she pees herself.... (it's only like 1am) so she stays put for awhile and then the next thing I heard was she went to the bathroom, didn't shut the door and pisses herself again while everyone watches.....Who does that.
I tell you I ave never been so drunk I pee myself . How embarrassing . These are the things I see.. How fun it is bar tending and seeing all the fun stuff.
Lesson- don't drink and pee your pants.. I will blog about it.
Confessions of a bartender........
the life of being a bartender
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Friday, September 30, 2011
New school year = new blogs
Ok I know I know I've been gone.. Really it's just been boring and I've just been blah. I know right excuses... But I'm back... I'm back with new stories, new problems, new clients and new drinks... So sit back and get comfy........ Let's just go ahead and jump right into it... Shall we.
Ok schools been in for well over a month now... I'd say we have taken about 25 fake ids, about 45 ids that are actually someone else and I'd say a dozen of those arevpretty bad as in they don't even remotely look close to the person at all... Example: a white girl who's about 5 fee tall and 150 ish pounds... Tries to use a light skin mexicans Id who was 5'9 and about 120 pounds... Really people.get smart ... At least get your same ethnicity for starters.....
Kids.. I tell ya just keep getting dumber and dumber ....
Well now I'm back with plent of stories I'll be witin much more frequently ... Promise ....
Ok schools been in for well over a month now... I'd say we have taken about 25 fake ids, about 45 ids that are actually someone else and I'd say a dozen of those arevpretty bad as in they don't even remotely look close to the person at all... Example: a white girl who's about 5 fee tall and 150 ish pounds... Tries to use a light skin mexicans Id who was 5'9 and about 120 pounds... Really people.get smart ... At least get your same ethnicity for starters.....
Kids.. I tell ya just keep getting dumber and dumber ....
Well now I'm back with plent of stories I'll be witin much more frequently ... Promise ....
Friday, August 5, 2011
yes i knwo.. ive been mia
so yes.. i have been mia.. but ive really been in this writers rut or something just not wanting to write or read .. its blah.... but im back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
first of all i need to let everyone in on this party i worked... it wasn't really my type of people to work with.. and when i say that i mean.. they dont tip even when they were getting a really really cheap drink... they also wanted to talk back to me... and i dont know if you know this or not.. i do not put up with your smack talk to me... you may speak that way to other people. but ill smack that stupid look off your face if you speak to me like im nothing.
tip- tip your bartender even if your drinks are under $3.. they Will get mad and either not serve you , or make your drinks virgin.... which i have done both..
first of all i need to let everyone in on this party i worked... it wasn't really my type of people to work with.. and when i say that i mean.. they dont tip even when they were getting a really really cheap drink... they also wanted to talk back to me... and i dont know if you know this or not.. i do not put up with your smack talk to me... you may speak that way to other people. but ill smack that stupid look off your face if you speak to me like im nothing.
tip- tip your bartender even if your drinks are under $3.. they Will get mad and either not serve you , or make your drinks virgin.... which i have done both..
Friday, July 8, 2011
friday friday friday
how true is this?because if it is true...i am going to be all over it...
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Friday, July 1, 2011
Fun fact friday
It's Friday..... Fun fact day
Todays fun fact is
The largest toy distributor in the world is McDonald’s.
Yes that's right people... And another reason why kids today are over weight...
It's sad actually because I know that mcdonalds food is good... I'm guilty of eating there..
I think it's funny they are trying to supplement juice and fries in their happy meals ...damage is already done to many kids and once they had taste of those delish fries they don want to switch to apples... Yeah right.
Well happy Friday,... Enjoy the weekend and the 4th...
Todays fun fact is
The largest toy distributor in the world is McDonald’s.
Yes that's right people... And another reason why kids today are over weight...
It's sad actually because I know that mcdonalds food is good... I'm guilty of eating there..
I think it's funny they are trying to supplement juice and fries in their happy meals ...damage is already done to many kids and once they had taste of those delish fries they don want to switch to apples... Yeah right.
Well happy Friday,... Enjoy the weekend and the 4th...
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
chocolate covered pretzel
ok so here is the new shot for drink up tuesdays!!!!!!
it taste like a chocolate covered pretzel... its sooo goood!!!!
its called a chocolate covered pretzel
mix half frangelico and half whipped cream vodka
take some salt and put it on your hand . (like tequila)
but you lick the salt first then immediately take the shot.
Monday, June 27, 2011
indy bars. yes please
so while i was in Indianapolis this weekend i noticed a few things different than our little hole in the wall town usa... the first thing i noticed is they smoke in their bars.( wwhich is a downfall for me because i am not a smoker) but i also noticed it did not smell like smoke. which was awesome.. i dont know if it was just more ventilated or what.. because i would totally notice if it were a heavy smoke... but no it was nice... another thing i noticed.. covers were everywhere. we were lucky enough to not go into a bar with a cover. we stayed cleared. but we stopped by a one that had a 10 cover.. absolutely not....
we went to this sushi bar which i would recommend to anyone.. the sushi was sooooo good.and the servers and managers were great. it is called sushi on the rocks... so if you are ever in Indianapolis go there.. its soooo good. it was so clean (along with all the other bars) .
over all indy was so much fun... the city is clean and it is not busy with cars i noticed. it was easy to travel and venture through.. so check it out. plus i heard they have the best zoo ever.
and the hotel we stayed in gave out complimentary 'drinks' from 5-7 on fridays and saturdays.. that was super awesome....
we went to this sushi bar which i would recommend to anyone.. the sushi was sooooo good.and the servers and managers were great. it is called sushi on the rocks... so if you are ever in Indianapolis go there.. its soooo good. it was so clean (along with all the other bars) .
over all indy was so much fun... the city is clean and it is not busy with cars i noticed. it was easy to travel and venture through.. so check it out. plus i heard they have the best zoo ever.
and the hotel we stayed in gave out complimentary 'drinks' from 5-7 on fridays and saturdays.. that was super awesome....
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