ten little things

so after years of being a bartender i have decided to let everyone know ten little things a bartender wants from her customers!!! (at least me) so lets pay attention here! 10. know what you want before you come to the bar to place your order! i dont want to have to wait for you and your friends to talk about what they want.. i have other people to serve. 9. TIP... when it cost you $4.75 please dont wait for your quarter. its a freaking quarter. you cant even buy gum with it anymore. i would like that and maybe even a dollar.. tip your bartender or they will not be nice to you and sometimes will not even serve you. 8. dont ask me to make it "extra "strong.. you are going to get it how i make every other drink... especially if you do not tip.... if i dont know you why the hell would i want to make your drink extra special. 7. if you do not know what drink you ordered last time dont say that one drink... do you know how many drinks i know how to make. a ton.. so that one drink could mean anything to me. 6. if you are not 21 do not come to the bar and try to order. do not take a drink off the bar. most likely i do not know you and you are not worth me getting in trouble for . be smart and go away from the bar and drink. stupid kids. 5. wait your turn.... dont yell "HEY" and my name or anything else.. it will not get your served any faster. in fact i may take my time to serve you now.. 4. know exactly how many drinks or shots you want before i start making it.. its really a pain in the ass to make 1 shot.... 3. please open a tab... i hate hate hate running credit cards.. it takes my time up . and they are a bitch to add at the end of the night. if you open a tab means less credit cards 2. please and thank you goes a long way.. 1. be nice... dont argue with me.. chances are you are drunk and i am sober.. you are never right.. i am always right. the golden rule people. your parents should have taught you that. when you are nice to me.. i am going to be a hell of a lot nicer to you and be quicker to serve you...